Now this one happened in my college lab. While I was failing to do some experiment on this machine (which did have a lot of screws) , my lab partner shouted at me, "Dude, you are screwing it up!!!"....Hearing this , the lab in-charge asks us, "ki??...kon screwta khule gelo?" (which screw fell off?).....He was ready to screw me up if that happened!..
And what the hell is this 'dude' thing anyway?!....I guess today's mothers would be sayin to their children , " Beta, dude banna hai na???...toh doodh pilo"...( any of my BVB friends reading this, try remembering our official school farewell awards......ROFL!!)
Apparently, the style of appreciating the fairer sex has got a makeover too. This is how my friend greeted his girlfriend the other day, " Babe, u lookin choco!!!"....Now why choco??!!!...Ah well, maybe as sweet as chocolates (i hope they arent the dark bitter ones though) ....or maybe as hot as drinking chocolate...Could might as well have said- U look bournvita, milo, boost...what not!!
Well, this can go on......but here i end now....peace out...And to my dear friends whom I have featured here, I hope I haven't p*ssed you off.....but if I have, I don't really give a sh*t....
i hate dudes...sob nyakamo...they r not real..they are just wannabes...
ReplyDeletethe use of f word is also very addictive actually...its difficult to get rid of it..its not a good habit actually..its a neagtive effect of the west that has creeped into our lives..
hmmm....u r right dude!!...lolz
ReplyDeleteU didnt say that u into blogging.
ReplyDeleteAnyway It was fun reading this 1.
The "choco" stuff is really amusing.nowadays there is no dearth of personalised lingo.
bunch of wannabes!! u noe wat? they even changes their name..say from Krishnendu they become Krrish..2 sound cool :P..lol!!loads other examples r thr..
ReplyDelete@pritha....just started blogging 2 months back...n you are right, personalised lingo is everywhere....but sometimes its too hard to comprehend!!
ReplyDelete@anonymous.....dunno who you are....but you have a point there...
ReplyDeletewell Rudra..........i sometime hear one of my friends calling his so-called gf 'dude'........scares the hell out of me living in a shared accomodation...........
ReplyDelete@sandipan da...lolz....but dude has now become a unisex term.....and more so, outside India....i hope UK is treating you well..have fun...
ReplyDeleteDude! this is like effing awesome! this is the dope man! Whoa man! What the shit u just keyboarded up yo!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I do speak like that! I mean really, War criminals the bloody lot of 'em u know, I mean they are waging a sanguinous war over the English Language. I do hope more people see the light and leave the queen's language alone....here is to wishful thinking.
@Subhro.....thanks man....
ReplyDeleteok u were right this is funny.....\\\
ReplyDeletei super like it......dude!!!
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