Sample this: My friend comes out from the exam hall . I ask,"hey, how did it go? "....here comes the reply, "Totally effed it up mahn!!!"....It took me a while to realize that the effed here stands for "F"-d...What the F does it suppose to mean anyway man!...copulating with the answer sheets?!!....The other day, this friend of mine brings this movie DVD to me and says, "This is super sh*tting awesome!!"...That's today's oxymorons for you!...(If you dont know what a oxymoron is, go look up some lexicon)
Now this one happened in my college lab. While I was failing to do some experiment on this machine (which did have a lot of screws) , my lab partner shouted at me, "Dude, you are screwing it up!!!"....Hearing this , the lab in-charge asks us, "ki??...kon screwta khule gelo?" (which screw fell off?).....He was ready to screw me up if that happened!..
And what the hell is this 'dude' thing anyway?!....I guess today's mothers would be sayin to their children , " Beta, dude banna hai na???...toh doodh pilo"...( any of my BVB friends reading this, try remembering our official school farewell awards......ROFL!!)
Apparently, the style of appreciating the fairer sex has got a makeover too. This is how my friend greeted his girlfriend the other day, " Babe, u lookin choco!!!"....Now why choco??!!!...Ah well, maybe as sweet as chocolates (i hope they arent the dark bitter ones though) ....or maybe as hot as drinking chocolate...Could might as well have said- U look bournvita, milo, boost...what not!!
Well, this can go on......but here i end now....peace out...And to my dear friends whom I have featured here, I hope I haven't p*ssed you off.....but if I have, I don't really give a sh*t....